Hummer - The Smashing Pumpkins
pyrex-vision: aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
When my mom is on the phone
dominicandarwinism: Mom: Yeah, they’re great. She’s home, actually. Do you wanna say hi? Me:
Looking At The Evidence, Florida Will Be The Start... →
danhacker: Blood vomiting, hazmat crews containing mysterious substances and people eating other people’s faces. The zombies are coming. This only confirms my suspicions that Florida (America’s basement) should be fenced off and turned into a lawless prison state (the same could be said about Alabama and South Carolina). Why did my parents move us down here -___-
I hate it when celebrities get on TV and tell us...
sodamnrelatable: Bitch, you make 12 million a movie and I make $12/hr. You send money. via sodamnrelatable
barbietalkingtownhouse: louis vuitton ads: people who actually wear louis vuitton:
deeasiandoll: smile—with-me: These are not chips. They are crisps. These are chips. That is all. we don’t care #DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS THIS IS A VEGETABLE BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA These are chips and these are chips too That is all. who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk you win this round, canada. ...
if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart
h-umorous: thegleefulhouseelf: im-a-walking-paradox: hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow hey americans have fun paying your health care At least we have the freedom to pay for our healthcare. The healthcare one cut me deep XD
What a sad era when it is easier to smash an atom than a prejudice.– Albert Einstein (via sirmitchell)